First dates can be either a letdown or an entirely fun type of thing. Last night was fun, I love a dude that’ll walk me to my door. #ChivalryLives
- M: I told this girl I was a professional spear chucker and hunt on safaris.
- Me: ha, you wish. I'm gonna start calling you that, o high spear chucker.
- M: you can't, that's racist.
- Me: what?! How?!
- M: you're not black. It could be misconstrued as offensive.
- Me: you know i would never mean it that way. But then you had better never call me a tortilla grinder or shit, not even in a joking fashion.
- M: but it's in your blood.
- Yea this guy is about to get smacked up real soon.