First dates can be either a letdown or an entirely fun type of thing. Last night was fun, I love a dude that’ll walk me to my door. #ChivalryLives

Races and their apparent occupations

  • M: I told this girl I was a professional spear chucker and hunt on safaris.
  • Me: ha, you wish. I'm gonna start calling you that, o high spear chucker.
  • M: you can't, that's racist.
  • Me: what?! How?!
  • M: you're not black. It could be misconstrued as offensive.
  • Me: you know i would never mean it that way. But then you had better never call me a tortilla grinder or shit, not even in a joking fashion.
  • M: but it's in your blood.
  • Yea this guy is about to get smacked up real soon.
Doesn’t she look like some death child? (that I happen to love)

Doesn’t she look like some death child? (that I happen to love)

Backyard spots and bike shops

Backyard spots and bike shops

jesuisperdu:

sketches of spain (1960)

Had a copy of this and gave it away as a bday gift to someone special. Still glad I did it though.

jesuisperdu:

sketches of spain (1960)

Had a copy of this and gave it away as a bday gift to someone special. Still glad I did it though.

(Source: doctordboe)